Can our Sarah borrow GWB's "Mission Accomplished" banner for her Harley ride into DC this weekend?

George W Bush has been a very private individual and as the past 8 times winner of "the pants on fire award ™" he views Sarah with a great deal of distrust as she doesn't wear pants, except for a pair of hot pants that are specially treated but are still exceptionally hot. So G.W is not going to get it out as it's his and he doesn't like girls as they have cooties. So Sarah will have to make her own, she can use lots of pink and have little hearts over the letter "i" and lots of sparkles in fact it will take so long because Mansour is not talking to her and is hiding under a bridge whilst munching on some Billy Goats. Still Sarah Palin is now a mother in law as Track got married last week to a lady so she is going to have to hone those skills of annoying the in-laws and persuading them that the bride was not too fat at the wedding.